Sunday, August 31, 2025

AllTheHits 8/31/25 + Tayvis engagement playlist

Well, 2025 is 75% done, and I think it's been the most polarizing year of music. On the one hand, there are the pop fanatics who'll tell you there was "no real song of the summer", and I can't say I disagree with the claim that a lot of the songs that have become huge on the charts in 2025 are certainly not songs that will be remembered in the future. But on the other hand...

Laufey - A Matter Of Time is one of the most gorgeous albums ever. Lyn Lapid - Buzzkill is one of the most relatable albums ever. Benson Boone - American Heart is one of the most over-hated albums ever. Lots of great albums like Conan Gray - Wishbone, Audrey Hobert - Who's The Clown, Sombr - I Barely Know Her, Rosé - Rosie, and Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco - I Said I Love You First, just to name a few. I still somehow have yet to watch Kpop Demon Hunters but the soundtrack is absolutely inescapable. Mitski indirectly returned to music by cowriting a gorgeous new Florence + The Machine song. Sabrina Carpenter had a deluxe edition of Short N Sweet, a whole new album, and announced a collab with Taylor Swift. And speaking of Taylor Swift... where do I begin with her?

Taylor finished the Eras Tour, bought her original masters, announced her 12th album on Travis Kelce's podcast, and now... well, unless you live under a rock, you know what happened to her this week. AllTheHits is paired with a Tayvis Engagement Playlist (credits to Bubby for the idea, I tried to mostly use different songs from Bubby's playlist) which is a collection of 13 Taylor songs about love, marriage, football, and three that are believed to actually be about Travis. Congratulations to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, I am still freaking out over this.

One more thing! I added a tab at the top of my blog for my upcoming posts calendar, which you should definitely check out by the way, but in case you haven't seen it... you're getting a double post tomorrow! In the morning, I'll have a 13-song Labor Day playlist, and at night... surprise album review! (No, the surprise album review is not Laufey's A Matter Of Time. I will review that album eventually, and I'm already working on the review in fact, it's just genuinely taking longer to review it since there's so much to unpack in that album. I have already listened to it more than ten times however.)

Anyway, as for this week's AllTheHits, after Laufey impressively held the entire top 16 last week with the release of A Matter Of Time, that reign has been split up a bit by Finneas, the Favors, Lyn Lapid and Chappell Roan making rebounds, but Laufey still managed to hold the entire top 12 which is insane.


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Exits:

Audrey Hobert - Bowling Alley (3 wk: Peak #27)

Favors - The Hudson (6 wk: Peak #12)

Benson Boone - Mystical Magical (11 wk: Peak #11)


#30: Faouzia - Unethical (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #30)

#29: Evanescence - Afterlife (+1) (16 wk: Peak #28)

#28: Lyn Lapid - Where Is My Mind (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #28)

#27: Rose - Messy (+1) (8 wk: Peak #7)

#26: Alessi Rose - Same Mouth (=) (5 wk: Peak #16)

Golden Extra: Taylor Swift - Beautiful Eyes

#25: Em Beihold - Brutus (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #25)

#24: Lyn Lapid - Buttons (+1) (16 wk: Peak #7)

#23: Faouzia - Porcelain (+1) (16 wk: Peak #2)

#22: Favors - Times Square Jesus (=) (3 wk: Peak #11)

#21: Debbii Dawson - You Killed The Music (=) (20 wk: Peak #2)

Underground Extra: Matthew Ifield - She Doesn't Care

#20: Role Model & Laufey - The Longest Goodbye (-4) (8 wk: Peak #4)

#19: Laufey - A Cautionary Tale (-5) (2 wk: Peak #14)

#18: Laufey - Seems Like Old Times (-3) (2 wk: Peak #15)

#17: Chappell Roan - The Subway (+3) (5 wk: Peak #8)

#16: Laufey - Clean Air (-3) (2 wk: Peak #13)

Rising Extra: Sabrina Carpenter - Goodbye

#15: Favors - The Little Mess You Made (+4) (10 wk: Peak #2)

#14: Lyn Lapid - Floater Friend (+4) (19 wk: Peak #2)

#13: Finneas - Same Old Story (+4) (27 wk: Peak #2)

#12: Laufey - Cuckoo Ballet (=) (2 wk: Peak #12)

#11: Laufey - Castle In Hollywood (=) (2 wk: Peak #11)

Almost There Extra: Florence + The Machine - Everybody Scream

#10: Laufey - Clockwork (=) (2 wk: Peak #10)

#9: Laufey - Mr. Eclectic (=) (2 wk: Peak #9)

#8: Laufey - Silver Lining (=) (21 wk: Peak #1 for 4 wk)

#7: Laufey - Snow White (=) (4 wk: Peak #3)

#6: Laufey - Lover Girl (=) (10 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)

Tayvis Extra: Taylor Swift - So High School

#5: Laufey - Sabotage (=) (2 wk: Peak #5)

#4: Laufey - Forget-Me-Not (=) (2 wk: Peak #4)

#3: Laufey - Too Little, Too Late (=) (2 wk: Peak #3)

#2: Laufey - Tough Luck (=) (16 wk: Peak #1 for 13 wk)

#1: Laufey - Carousel (=) (2 wk: Peak #1 for 2 wk)


Biggest jump: Finneas - Same Old Story, Favors - The Little Mess You Made, and Lyn Lapid - Floater Friend (+4)

Biggest drop: Laufey - A Cautionary Tale (-5)


Almost There

Florence + The Machine - Everybody Scream (Debut)

Matthew Ifield - She Doesn't Care (Debut)

Alex Warren - Eternity (Debut)

Eminem - Everybody's Looking At Me (Debut)

Jvke - Oh To Be Loved (Debut)

Sabrina Carpenter - Goodbye (Debut)

Saja Boys - Soda Pop (2)

Sombr - I Wish I Knew How To Quit You (2)

Conan Gray - My World (3)

Audrey Hobert - Phoebe (3)

Luca George - Better Apart (3)

Mgk - Can't Stay Here (3)

Zara Larsson - Crush (3)

Vibi - Why You? (3)

Madds Buckley - Overboard (4)

Hayley Williams - Glum (5)

Renee Rapp - You'd Like That Wouldn't You (5)


Dropouts:

Dasha - Like It Like That (1)

Katseye - Gabriela (3)

Miley Cyrus - More To Lose (4)


Abyss

Conan Gray - This Song

Conan Gray - Vodka Cranberry

Huntr/X - How It's Done

Huntr/X - What It Sounds Like

Sabrina Carpenter - My Man On Willpower (newly added!)

Sabrina Carpenter - Never Getting Laid (newly added!)

Sabrina Carpenter - We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night (newly added!)

Sabrina Carpenter - When Did You Get Hot? (newly added!)


Removed:

Conan Gray - Actor

Conan Gray - Class Clown

Conan Gray - Eleven Eleven


NEBULA

Connie Francis - Pretty Little Baby

Ozzy Osbourne, Post Malone & Travis Scott - Take What You Want

Taylor Swift - August

Weezer & Olivia Rodrigo - Buddy Holly (Live From Lollapalooza)

Weezer & Olivia Rodrigo - Say It Ain't So (Live From Lollapalooza)


Tayvis Engagement Playlist

Taylor Swift - Beautiful Eyes

Taylor Swift - Mary's Song (Oh My My My)

Taylor Swift - Fifteen

Taylor Swift - Love Story

Taylor Swift - Timeless

Taylor Swift - Begin Again

Taylor Swift - Starlight

Taylor Swift - Gorgeous

Taylor Swift - New Year's Day

Taylor Swift - Invisible String

Taylor Swift - But Daddy I Love Him

Taylor Swift - The Alchemy

Taylor Swift - So High School


That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

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