HFE94's 12 to 12 Special

In celebration of 22,000 pageviews and the 12 days leading up to the release of The Life Of A Showgirl, I'll be posting my predictions/hopes for each track! Expect theories, Easter egg breakdowns, sourdough puns, and even my own conceptual songwriting with each post.

No leaked content is included.

12 to 12: The Fate Of Ophelia

11 to 12: Elizabeth Taylor + songs I think will parallel each The Life Of A Showgirl track

10 to 12: Opalite

9 to 12: Father Figure

8 to 12: Eldest Daughter + saddest to happiest songs prediction

7 to 12: Ruin The Friendship

6 to 12: Actually Romantic + track lengths revealed

5 to 12: Wi$h Li$t + alternate album covers ranked

4 to 12: Wood

3 to 12: CANCELLED!

2 to 12: Honey + my ranking of all 22 "and baby, that's show business for you" playlist songs

1 to 12: The Life Of A Showgirl (featuring Sabrina Carpenter) + pre-ranking The Life Of A Showgirl based on titles alone