Okay... I have a lot to say here.
How is music so good right now? I wake up and the Favors have a new album, the soundtrack for A Big Bold Beautiful Journey has been announced with new songs from both Laufey and Mitski, Laufey has a second song on Hits 1, Lyn Lapid has a deluxe album with four new songs, Miley Cyrus has a deluxe album featuring members of Fleetwood Mac and the Talking Heads and a 13-minute-long song, Olivia Rodrigo announces a live album, we are 12 days away from Taylor Swift's long-awaited 12th album, The Life Of A Showgirl, and Taylor announced an exclusive movie event The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl and I got tickets to it!
And speaking of The Life Of A Showgirl... I have a new series from now until the release of the album. I took a page out of Sombr's book and called it... the 12 to 12 special! For each of the 12 days leading up to the release of TS12, I'll make a post themed around each track of the album, complete with predictions, hopes, conceptual songwriting, and sourdough puns. Stay tuned for the first installment in the series later tonight!
As for AllTheHits, obviously there's a ton of new songs, all five debuts are skipping Almost There, Finneas's Same Old Story became my chart's first ever 30-weeker, and the Laufey domination has now reached week twenty-twooooooooo, between Silver Lining, Tough Luck, Lover Girl, Too Little Too Late, and Carousel each taking turns at the #1 spot. (This streak might be broken in a few weeks with The Life Of A Showgirl, and the Favors are close contenders as well.)
HitsForEvermore 30
Exits:
Taylor Swift - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart (1 wk: Peak #22)
Em Beihold - Brutus (3 wk: Peak #25)
Lyn Lapid - Where Is My Mind (4 wk: Peak #21)
Alessi Rose - Same Mouth (7 wk: Peak #16)
Faouzia - Porcelain (18 wk: Peak #2) (goes recurrent)
#30: Faouzia - Unethical (=) (4 wk: Peak #30)
#29: Favors - Times Square Jesus (-3) (6 wk: Peak #11)
#28: Debbii Dawson - You Killed The Music (-3) (23 wk: Peak #2)
#27: Mitski - Let My Love Open The Door (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #27)
#26: Finneas - Same Old Story (-2) (30 wk: Peak #2) (two weeks left of eligibility)
Golden Extra: Finneas & Ashe - Till Forever Falls Apart
#25: Lyn Lapid - You (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #25)
#24: Chappell Roan - The Subway (-5) (8 wk: Peak #8)
#23: Sabrina Carpenter - Goodbye (-5) (3 wk: Peak #16)
#22: Lyn Lapid - Floater Friend (-2) (22 wk: Peak #2)
#21: Florence + The Machine - Everybody Scream (-4) (3 wk: Peak #17)
Underground Extra: Faouzia, G.E.M. & Illenium - Still Breathing
#19: Laufey - Clean Air (-3) (5 wk: Peak #13)
#18: Miley Cyrus, Lindsey Buckingham & Mick Fleetwood - Secrets (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #18)
#17: Laufey - A Cautionary Tale (-3) (5 wk: Peak #14)
#16: Laufey - The Risk (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #16)
Rising Extra: Raye - Where Is My Husband
#15: Laufey - Cuckoo Ballet (-1) (5 wk: Peak #12)
#14: Laufey - Castle In Hollywood (-1) (5 wk: Peak #11)
#13: Laufey - Snow White (-1) (7 wk: Peak #3)
#12: Laufey - Silver Lining (-3) (24 wk: Peak #1 for 4 wk)
#11: Laufey - Mr. Eclectic (-1) (5 wk: Peak #9)
Almost There Extra: Favors - Ordinary People
#10: Taylor Swift - So High School (-4) (2 wk: Peak #6)
#9: Laufey - Clockwork (-1) (5 wk: Peak #8)
#8: Laufey - Lover Girl (-1) (13 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk) (gold this week)
#7: Favors - The Little Mess You Made (+4) (13 wk: Peak #2) (gold this week)
#6: Laufey - Sabotage (-1) (5 wk: Peak #5)
12 to 12 Extra: Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
#5: Favors - David's Brother (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #5)
#4: Laufey - Forget-Me-Not (=) (5 wk: Peak #4)
#3: Laufey - Tough Luck (=) (19 wk: Peak #1 for 13 wk)
#2: Laufey - Too Little, Too Late (=) (5 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)
#1: Laufey - Carousel (=) (5 wk: Peak #1 for 3 wk)
Biggest jump: Favors - The Little Mess You Made (+4)
Biggest drop: Sabrina Carpenter - Goodbye & Chappell Roan - The Subway (-5)
5 longest running songs right now:
#5: Laufey - Tough Luck (19 wk)
#4: Lyn Lapid - Floater Friend (22 wk)
#3: Debbii Dawson - You Killed The Music (23 wk)
#2: Laufey - Silver Lining (24 wk)
#1: Finneas - Same Old Story (30 wk)
Almost There
Favors - Ordinary People (Debut)
Pixies - Chicken (2)
Lyn Lapid - Settle (Debut)
Spoon - Chateau Blues (2)
Faouzia, G.E.M. & Illenium - Still Breathing (Debut)
Conan Gray - Vodka Cranberry (4)
Raye - Where Is My Husband (Debut)
Lady Gaga - The Dead Dance (3)
Alexander Stewart & Lauren Spencer Smith - Friends Don't (Debut)
Doja Cat - Jealous Type (3)
Debbii Dawson - I Want You (Debut)
Sombr - 12 To 12 (3)
Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers - Mother (Debut)
Mgk - Can't Stay Here (6)
Miley Cyrus & David Byrne - Lockdown (Debut)
3Quency - Top Down (2)
Favors - Home Sweet Home (Debut)
Dropouts:
Sabrina Carpenter - Tears (1)
Beauty School Dropout - Heart Away (1)
Twenty One Pilots - City Wall (1)
Lyn Lapid - Back Up Plan (2)
Matthew Ifield - She Doesn't Care (3)
Saja Boys - Soda Pop (4)
Madds Buckley - Overboard (7)
Hayley Williams - Glum (7)
Renee Rapp - You'd Like That Wouldn't You (7)
Abyss
Conan Gray - This Song
Favors - Lake George (Debut)
Favors - Moonshine (Debut)
Favors - Necessary Evils (Debut)
Huntr/X - How It's Done
Huntr/X - What It Sounds Like
Lyn Lapid - High Note (Debut)
Lyn Lapid - White Flag (Debut)
Sabrina Carpenter - My Man On Willpower
Sabrina Carpenter - Never Getting Laid
Sabrina Carpenter - Tears
Sabrina Carpenter - We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night
Sabrina Carpenter - When Did You Get Hot?
NEBULA
Olivia Rodrigo & Robert Smith - Friday I'm In Love (Live From Glastonbury)
Olivia Rodrigo - So American (Live From Glastonbury)
Taylor Swift - Engagement Playlist
Taylor Swift - New Era Mix
Taylor Swift - September
That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!